Diaper Fashion

In case anyone was wondering about the current diaper fashion, the news from the preschool front is that Sesame Street is still the kids' favorite.

Which is cool because it creates a bond between me and 2 year olds that are still having trouble with the concept of biting not being a socially acceptable behavior.

The problem occurs when the child loves the Elmo diaper too much to actually put it on their backside.

That's where the singing comes in. Having a song to sing seems to distract a child long enough for me to pry the diaper out of their freakishly strong hands and maneuver it into position. This process is made easier if they are first allowed to kiss and hug the characters on the diaper.

As most anyone who knows me can tell you, I can't sing. I can kind of hold a tune for "Back Home Again in Indiana" but that's only sometimes and not really even then.

However, I'm all for the public humiliation of off-key singing if it means that my preschool kids aren't running around naked.

So far I've got Elmo's World, the Cookie Monster Song, the Sesame Street theme song, and Rubber Ducky in my diaper time repertoire.

I'm in desperate need of a song for the Bert diapers. The theme song has already been assigned to Big Bird.

The Bert diapers are definitely the least popular and they really need a good song to boost their standings.

Really, I need a good song so that when a kid is down to Bert diapers they don't throw a fit and bemoan (read as: scream and flail about) the fact that they've already used up their Elmo, Cookie Monster and Big Bird allotments.

Please help!