What Can Brown Do For You?

Well, apparently they can't open the building door and walk up to my apartment and deliver my package. Also, they can't tell me that I need to come down to get my package or that they are having trouble getting the door unlocked or you know utter words to inform me that waiting for a knock on the door is not going to get me my package.

They can, however, leave a nice little slip that apologizes for missing me even though I was there in the apartment the whole freaking time!

This is just another example of imbeciles taking something I like (the color brown or say the letter W) and creating bad feelings about said thing.

I have a small W on my refridgerator. It's part of my re-claim the W from the evil neo-cons (much like decepticons only without the cool transforming bit) campaign.

As you can imagine, it's not going so well. Maybe if he would just stop being such an imbecilic holier-than-thou toad, I would have a chance.